Anyone in the market to lend me 5-6 billion dollars?

“What the hell would I want to do with that much cash?” , you ask?

Well, according to this nicely drawn-up legend on NYTimes’ website, I could pick me up a Lehman Bros here, a Washington Mutual there and even grab a decent majority chunk of Bear Stearns.

Where the hell do I misplace those Billions when i need them most?!
Oh, yeah, I remember now, invested them in AIG last year!

Ouch!

You tech people don’t go laughing away, not until you hear me tell you about the 24,600 people HP is laying off of EDS.

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