Dear Sir,
I would like to submit for your perusal some samples of writing that I have penned over the last 23 years. I have excellent grammatical skills and am also skilled in the proper usage of first person and third person dialogue. Also, I appreciate usage of the British style of spelling with coloUrs and honoUrs.
For further information, in case my intellectual capabilities elicit a positive response from your cerebral cortex, please communicate with me at the postal mail address provided.

Vinit Bhansali
123 Narrow St
Somewhere 31415

Now for someone who got written about in Wired just after Mossberg: You better hear me, Denton & Co.